Joe "Mother Fucking" Wells Is DEAD

On Wednesday, May 19, 2010, Joe “Mother Fucking” Wells was found dead in the parking lot of the Best Western Hotel in DeRidder, Louisiana.

Witnesses say that Joe “M.F.” Wells became distraught after leaving the room of what appeared to be an out-of-state slut of large proportions. It is believed the persona took its own life after it was shot down on multiple occasions.

Friends close to the persona say that Wells had been walking around for the past couple of weeks with an air of desperation. One close friend stated, “[He] kept walking around talking about how since he couldn’t be with his love he was just going to keep fucking whores and writing novels. I didn’t see him doing any of that.”

Joe “Mother Fucking” Wells is survived by his host, Joseph Wells of New Kensington, PA. Per Wells’ last requests, there will be no funeral.